The real me
All the way from the US of A, business class, excuse me, I must be one of the most travelled donkeys in the world. I've been to Vail, to London, to Cambridge, to Pangkor Laut, to Singapore (well, airports count too...) but my ambition is to make it to Venice. Mr Ju-Ven, the one who hangs around that spaniel-eared elephant (the one who claims he can fly), refused to take me with him to visit Jennifer this summer in Cambridge. Hence I of course missed out on the Paris excursion.
Next time I shall smuggle myself via the luggage, if need be.
No, you can't fool a donkey with Brains twice.
Yup, I've got Brains.
Eeyore's Gloomy PlaceThis was where I allegedly lived before moving in with the J's. Btw, they are lying. I wasn't. I was in a pile with lots of other less-brainy donkeys in a Disney shop in New York.
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