Eeyore's Page

Hello. My name is EOR, oops, Eeyore, and I am nothing at all like they make me out to be in the Pooh books, on the Web, everywhere. Really! Could they have been more wrong or could they have been more wrong. I mean... look at this!

"Hallo, Eeyore," said Christopher Robin, as he opened the door and came out. "How are you?"

"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.

"So it is."

"And freezing."

"Is it?"

"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

I never said that. Publishing such untruths calls for libel lawsuits to be filed against them. I mean, I even have Chan Chee Leong & Associates behind me. But I'm too nice to sue. Oh yes, I'm the nicest donkey you'll find around. In fact, I believe I'm the nicest anything you'll find around.

Want to see some more??? If so, click here.

Or you can see more pictures of me, me and me. Or was that Me, Myself and I???

But you're probably tired. So let's go home. Or you can mail me... IF you want.

Eeyore speaks